For you to insult me, I must first value your opinion.
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Unable to find love because, in addition to the fact I’m fiercely unattractive and I’m not particularly interesting nor talented, my standards have been set unrealistically high after years of mentally dating celebrities and/or fictional characters.
thank you for putting this in words
my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000
[casually puts earlier date on assignment before turning it in to make it look like i’m not a procrastinating piece of shit]
we must save the whales because without them we become one step closer to being the fattest species alive
We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe, atomically.